That kiwi joker from the gentlemans sport

Beers are ready, kiwi mussels are chilling, steaks primed for afterwards, its now time to watch two might titans of world sport go head to head, no mercy shown, remember the past but make the future, that’s right its final time, and you know that that means, sudden death, winners are grinner’s loses are gone for good, you know what I’m talking about, no not the Super 14 finals (but I will be watching “go the Hurricanes”) no I mean Rugby vrs Rugby League, after years of code bashing I can finally sense that the old enemy (Rugby League) is in its death throws, now we just wait for the rattle.

Soon the faithful will once again enjoy one game, the real game, the game they play in heaven, and now Australia will have an extra team in the Super 15 it can be made up from all the well behaved rugby league players, out all the ones in Aussie we can make a up a team of 14

Cheers

That Kiwi Joker

On Klubkiwi “the Kiwi Club”

Dear New Zealand I miss you

It starts early up at dawn, draw the curtians back, bugger fine again, out to the the trusty PC to check out the Kiwi News on Klubkiwi.

Then out for a walk along the beach, but choice is a problem, theres only 200km of beach here, after the walk a swim a bit chilly water tempriture 24c wonder what the temperatures back in Wellington?

Time for a coffee from Amy (from Nelson) or Morgan (from Auckland) kiwi girls working here at Piccolo’s showing Aussies how to make coffee, meet with the Flannery’s (kiwis), then meeting the Mortgage broker Bryan (from Hawkesbay) for lunch, served by a Kiwi but had to make it quick got to get to the market to get the kai for the weekend, at the market we buy the veges from the kiwi lady from Nelson and then pick up the New Zealand fish, need to get home to watch the New Zealand news of Sky News at 2, after that I shot out to pick up a Kiwi Red and some Tui’s on my way to meet my Accountant (Kiwi) but cut meeting short to go to the rugby club (Nerang Bulls) 100 kiwis 4 Aussies home in time to watch a re run of the Crusaders vs Hurricanes on the Telly

Gee I miss home

Cheers The Kiwi Joker

The hard life of a Kiwi Expat on the Gold Coast

An All Black Army on the Move

Its hard being a kiwi in Aussie, many kiwis are subject to ridicule (picked on for the South Islanders), forced to live amongst Aussies, expensive crappy seafood and the bloody heat. We get sheep shagged joked out, we get “five, sux” ha ha ha bloody ha.

Living behind enemy lines is never easy, even with some high placed kiwi spies, our resistance has mainly been restricted to listening to Kiwi radio on www.klubkiwi.com, and assisting kiwis shot down over enemy lines (i.e Sonny Bill “Got Away” Williams), we have all payed a price for “the Great Escape” 

But the tide is changing our mighty Kiwi battalion lead by that cunning strategist General Henry & put in to action by Captain Richie’s All Black Special Services and ably supported by plane loads of the Kiwi battalion it is time for the resistance to come out of hiding once again, for the true battle for the Southern Hemisphere.

The Resistance should dress in Black and rendezvous (meet Aucklanders) at Suncorp Stadium (Kiwi Stadium if victory comes our way)

We will lose some, we know some may not make it past the Caxton Street pubs, and we may lose a few more to the stadium bars, and many more will be locked out by the Aussie officialdom who can’t build a stadium big enough for a battle like this, but when the National anthem starts, the resistance will sing like they have never sung before, because it is times like this its great to be a kiwi in Aussie   Kia kaha

Cheers

That Kiwi Joker