He Speaks Nuzelund
When I order a L&P and Southern Comfort the Aussie barman say “What” all the time, and when I was in the LA every time I try to order a filled roll its “pardon”, in London I asked for a flat white it was “excuse me” in Egypt they would ask “where are you from?” Id say a kiwi it was “Ha”, but at last I’ve cracked the code, I worked it out, I’m working with a Canadian who struggles to understand me, until I heard him tell someone “its OK he speaks Nuzelund”
Cheers

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