Finally a team that can give the All Blacks a run

That Kiwi Joker

You know apart from those silly World Cups (except for 87) the rugby world is dominated by the mighty men in black, sure you get the occasional French ambush or dirty blind side by a Wallaby but for the most part its win, win, win. This has been a burden that as All Black fans we have had to bear, but whats worse is that you don’t change a winning team, so a large group of great players miss out, and then there is a list of players that go on the superannuation tour (playing rugby in the UK or France). Now thanks to have a grown up son, that can afford cable TV, I get watch these players in the UK and I got to thinking maybe instead of playing the Welsh, Irish or even the Poms we could cut down the season and improve the rugby by playing the “Expat Kiwis” to qualify you don’t have to invent a grand mother, our have a DNA test you just have to be a kiwi, so I have appointed myself selector (these guys don’t need a coach), we could probably put them in a Klub Kiwi jersey, anyway here’s this years team.

Full Back: Ben Blair

Wings: Doug Howlett, Rico Gear

Centre: Sonny Bill Williams

2nd Five: Luke Mcalister

First Five: Nick Evans

Halfback: Justin Marshall

Number 8: Mose Tuiali

Blind side: Jerry Collins

Openside: Marty Hollah

Locks: Chris Jack, Paul Tito

Props: Carl Hayman, Greg Sommerville

Hooker: Anton Oliver

Reserves: Rua Tipoki, Byron Kelleher, Ben Blair, Carlos Spencer, That kiwi joker

Cheer that Kiwi Joker