Kiwi Maths

By thatkiwijoker

I read a headline on sarugby.com “All Blacks want Matfield, Burger” I was horrified, maybe it should have read “All Blacks want Matfield, Burger dead”, or “All Blacks want Matfield, Burger out for season” But when I read it, they were referring to a rugbyheaven poll which asked which Springboks would kiwi fans pick, so “All Blacks want Matfield, Burger” is 100% wrong. By the way 77% of the South Africans asked wanted Daniel Carter

Then I read that the All Black Captain was 50% chance of starting, but 30% didn’t support the All Black Coach and 99% of that 30% thought that Robbie Deans should coach not Graham Henry, 5% lied, 2% were Robbie’s family and friends and 10% are still pissed about John Hart & Alex Wylie sharing the coaching job, and one wanted to bring back buck.

I was a forward so all these statistics just hurt my head

I know that I want the All Blacks to win, 105% of time while putting in 127% effort, why I enjoy my Pi at half time and end the night with a square root

Cheers

That Kiwi Joker

All Black Victor Matfield Year Right

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